英語(yǔ)的幽默笑話(huà)故事

　　I Have His Ear in My Pocket

　　Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"

　　"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

　　"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

　　"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

　　他的耳朵在我衣兜里

　　伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里。他媽媽問(wèn)，“發(fā)生了什么事?”

　　“一個(gè)男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說(shuō)。

　　“再見(jiàn)到他你能認(rèn)出來(lái)嗎?”媽媽問(wèn)。

　　“他走到哪里我都能認(rèn)出他，”伊凡說(shuō)。“他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢。”

　　A Good Boy

　　Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

　　"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

　　"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

　　"She is the one who sells the candy."

　　好孩子

　　小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢(qián)。

　　“昨天給你的錢(qián)干什么了?”

　　“我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆，”他回答說(shuō)。 “你真是個(gè)好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說(shuō)。“再給你兩分錢(qián)�？赡銥槭裁磳�(duì)那位老太太那么感興趣呢?”

　　“她是個(gè)賣(mài)糖果的。”

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