Do you know what it means to nete home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. (Henry Youngman)
晚上你回到家里，有一個(gè)女人會(huì)給你一眼愛情，一手溫情，一懷柔情。你知道這意味著什么嗎?這意味著你走錯(cuò)房子了，就是這個(gè)意思。
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. (Nash)
保持婚姻幸福的兩大秘密是： 1. 一旦錯(cuò)了，立刻承認(rèn);2. 一旦對(duì)了，立刻閉嘴。
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.(Anonymous)
婚姻是唯一的和敵人同床共眠的戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)。
Marriage is Love, Love is blind, therefore, Marriage is an institution for the Blind (Anonymous)
婚姻是因?yàn)閻矍�，愛情是盲目的。所以，婚姻是為瞎子所設(shè)的會(huì)所。
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." (Anonymous)
一個(gè)男人驕傲地說：”我老婆是天使“。另一個(gè)男人羨慕地說：“你真走運(yùn)，我的那個(gè)還活著。”
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. (Henry Youngman)
有人問我和我老婆婚姻長(zhǎng)久的秘訣：我們倆口子很會(huì)享受生活，每周兩次去餐廳吃飯。燭光、晚餐、輕音樂、跳舞。她周二去一次，我周五去一次。
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. (Rodney Dangerfield)
我和我老婆幸福地生活了20年。然后…我們就相遇了。
Marriage isn't a word…… it's a sentence. (King Vidor)
婚姻不是一個(gè)詞語… …它是一個(gè)判決(句子)。
Marriage requires a man to purchase 4 types of "Ring" - engagement ring, wedding ring, suffe-ring and endu-ring.
婚姻需要男人購買4種“ring”(戒指) ——訂婚ring，結(jié)婚ring， suffe-ring (苦難)和endu-ring(忍耐)
Marriage life is full of excitement and frustration. In the first year, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. And in the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
婚姻生活充滿了興奮和沮喪。第一年，男人說話女人在聽，第二年，女人說話男人在聽，第三年，兩人同時(shí)說話，鄰居們?cè)诼牎?/p>
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
愛情是一場(chǎng)長(zhǎng)長(zhǎng)甜甜的夢(mèng)，婚姻就是鬧鐘。
They say that when a man holds a woman's hand and before marriage. It is love. After marriage is self-defense.
他們說：在婚前，男人緊握女人的手，那是愛;如果是婚后，那是自衛(wèi)。
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
當(dāng)新婚男人看上去很幸福，我們知道是為什么。但結(jié)婚十年的男人看上去很幸福，我們想知道是為什么。
We don't love qualities, we love persons; sometimes by reason of their defects as well as of their qualities. (Jacques Maritain)
我們愛的不是優(yōu)點(diǎn)，我們愛的是人，有時(shí)是因?yàn)樗麄兊娜毕荩綆е麄兊膬?yōu)點(diǎn)。
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. (Rita Rudner)
我認(rèn)為穿過耳洞的男人對(duì)結(jié)婚準(zhǔn)備得更為充分。他們已經(jīng)經(jīng)歷了痛苦，而且購買了珠寶。