It is not unnetmon for slight acquaintances to get married, but a couple really have to know each other to get divorced.
這并非罕見：稍微相識一些就可能結(jié)婚，但夫婦還真得互相了解才會離婚。
To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties. (Arthur Schopenhauer)
結(jié)婚就是將你的權(quán)利減半，將你的職責(zé)加倍。
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing. (Goethe)
愛情是理想的事情，婚姻是現(xiàn)實的事情。
A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. (Don Fraser)
一個幸福的家庭是這樣的：雙方都認(rèn)為對方有可能是對的，盡管雙方都不相信對方是對的。
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, and always with the same person. (Mignon McLaughlin)
一個成功的婚姻需要戀愛很多次，而且始終是與同一個人戀愛。
A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse. (Helen Rowland)
光棍漢必須得絞盡腦汁才能和女人做愛，已婚男只需想出一個借口。
What do I know about sex? I'm a married man. (Tom Clancy)
我怎么知道做愛是咋回事兒?我是已婚男子。
Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an acnetplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. (Helen Rowland)
撒謊是男孩的錯誤，情人的藝術(shù)，光棍的成就，已婚男人的第二天性。
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. (Henry Louis Mencken)
結(jié)婚的男人是不會真正幸福的，如果他結(jié)婚后喝的威士忌不得不比單身時常喝的威士忌差的話。
Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. (Oscar Wilde)
男人結(jié)婚，因為他們已經(jīng)疲倦了;女人結(jié)婚，因為她們感到好奇了，結(jié)果兩人都大失所望。
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. (Albert Einstein)
女人嫁給男人，希望他們會所有改變。男人娶個女人，希望她們會永遠不變。所以雙方必然會失望的。
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.(Patrick Murray)
我在兩個老婆身上的運氣都很差。前面的那個扔下了我。現(xiàn)在的這個我扔不掉。
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.(Milton Berle)
一個好妻子總會在她錯了的時候原諒她的丈夫。
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.(Socrates)
婚姻是這樣一所學(xué)校：男人會失去學(xué)士學(xué)位/單身漢的地位，而女人會獲得碩士學(xué)位/征服者的地位。
Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men. (Oscar Wilde)
如今，所有的已婚男人過得像一個單身漢，而所有的單身漢過得像已婚男人。
A man who marries a woman to educate her falls victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him. (Elbert Hubbard)
一個娶了女人想教育她的男人，和一個嫁給男人想改造他的女人都淪為同一個謬誤的犧牲品。
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. (Sam Kinison)
我可不擔(dān)心什么恐怖主義，我都結(jié)婚兩年了。
After marriage, husband and wife benete two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. (Hemant Joshi)
結(jié)婚之后，老公和老婆就成為一枚硬幣的兩面;他們就是沒法面對自己的另一半，卻仍然待在一起。
Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the same thing. (Duane Dewel)
任何已婚男人都應(yīng)該忘記自己犯下的錯誤——沒必要兩個人都記得同一件事情吧。
Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. (Joanne Woodward)
性感不久就會逐漸消失，美色也會隨之枯謝，但嫁給一個能讓你每天開懷大笑的男人，啊，這才真正是令人滿意的結(jié)果。
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. (James Holt McGavran)
有一種比電子銀行還要快的轉(zhuǎn)帳方式。它叫做婚姻。
By all means marry, if you get a good wife, you'll be happy, if you get a bad one, you'll benete a philosopher. (Socrates)
不管怎么說還是結(jié)婚吧，娶到好老婆，你會幸福;娶到壞女人，你將會成為哲學(xué)家。