英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典搞笑語(yǔ)錄

　　每個(gè)國(guó)家有每個(gè)國(guó)家不同的幽默語(yǔ)句，把搞笑的話翻譯成英文該怎么說(shuō)呢?下面隨著小編一起來(lái)看看吧。

　　英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典搞笑語(yǔ)錄1

　　1.Money is not the problem, the problem is money!

　　錢不是問(wèn)題，問(wèn)題是沒(méi)錢!

　　2. Burn incense and may not necessarily be a monk, but also may be the panda ...

　　燒香的.不一定是和尚，還可能是熊貓...

　　3. Drunk who has not satisfied me, I will help the wall!

　　喝醉了我誰(shuí)也不服,我就扶墻!

　　4. I lie like a fly in the glass, the future is bright, but can not find a way out.

　　我就像一只趴在玻璃上的蒼蠅，前途一片光明，但又找不到出路.

　　5. Who says I am white, thin, beautiful ~ I like his good friend ~

　　5誰(shuí)說(shuō)我白，瘦，漂亮~我就跟他做好朋友~

　　6.: the past, took off his underwear to see buttocks; Now, unplug buttocks to see underwear ... ...

　　6.關(guān)于丁字褲：以前，脫下內(nèi)褲看屁股;現(xiàn)在，拔開(kāi)屁股看內(nèi)褲......

　　7. "What is the optimists who?" "The teapot is like ............... like red buttocks were burned and he still has feelings whistle!"

　　"什么叫樂(lè)觀派的人?""這個(gè)...............就像茶壺一樣，屁股都燒得紅紅的，他還有心情吹口哨!"

　　8. Contraceptive effect: not successful, then the adult?

　　避孕的效果：不成功，便成人?

　　9. During the day and water at night, blackout, payment of wages, can not afford to buy noodles, open the Selected Works of Deng Xiaoping to find the answer to that is the primary stage of socialism, the final turn, I rely on the same a hundred years.

　　白天停水，晚上停電，發(fā)不出工資，買不起面，打開(kāi)xx找到答案，原來(lái)是社會(huì)主義初級(jí)階段，翻到最后，我靠，一百年不變。

　　英語(yǔ)經(jīng)典搞笑語(yǔ)錄2

　　One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　　每個(gè)人都應(yīng)該熱愛(ài)動(dòng)物,因?yàn)樗鼈兒芎贸?

　　Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.

　　要用心去愛(ài)你的鄰居,不過(guò)不要讓她的老公知道.

　　Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every   unsuccessful man, there are two.

　　每個(gè)成功男人的背后都有一個(gè)女人，每個(gè)不成功男人的背后都有兩個(gè)女人。

　　Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快樂(lè)的單身漢遲早也會(huì)結(jié)婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

　　The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聰明人都是未婚的,結(jié)婚的人很難再聰明起來(lái).

　　Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　成功是一個(gè)相關(guān)名詞,他會(huì)給你帶來(lái)很多不相關(guān)的親戚（聯(lián)系）.

　　Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

　　Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

　　愛(ài)情就象照片,需要大量的暗房時(shí)間來(lái)培養(yǎng).

　　Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

　　后排座位上的小孩會(huì)生出意外, 后排座位上的意外會(huì)生出小孩.

　　"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

　　"現(xiàn)在的夢(mèng)想決定著你的將來(lái)",所以還是再睡一會(huì)吧.

　　There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

　　應(yīng)該有更好的方式開(kāi)始新一天,而不是千篇一律的'在每個(gè)上午都醒來(lái).

　　"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "

　　努力工作不會(huì)導(dǎo)致死亡!"不過(guò)我不會(huì)用自己去證明.

　　"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

　　工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看著別人工作.

　　God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

　　神決定了誰(shuí)是你的親戚,幸運(yùn)的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。

　　When two‘s company, three‘s the result!

　　兩個(gè)人的狀態(tài)是不穩(wěn)定的,三個(gè)人才是!

　　A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

　　服飾就象鐵絲網(wǎng),它阻止你冒然行動(dòng)，但并不妨礙你盡情地觀看.

　　The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

　　學(xué)的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘記的越多, 忘記的越多；知道的越少, 為什么學(xué)來(lái)著?!

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