愚人節(jié)整人方法英語
愚人節(jié)快到了，這是西方的一個(gè)節(jié)日，那么都有哪些整人方法呢?下面帶來愚人節(jié)整人方法英語版與中文版，歡迎閱覽!
【1】愚人節(jié)整人方法英語版
1, "toothpaste sandwich biscuit"
The cream, carefully through two pieces of cookies, remove the original sandwich, take out the toothpaste (preferably black toothpaste, taste good! Squeeze right amount to bread, component with personal "diet" habit, finally to bonding, as far as possible do a decent. No specially do you usually use, need to be put to clear place, had better prepare some primeval cream, eat while watching TV, just visit and taste. This is called trolls, and is willing to take the bait. You can also active attack, there please taste, although the risk is bigger, but there must be many people trap.
2, "classics"
Ready for a rice basin or enamel basin (after hit the other can emit loud, loud objects can be) and the phone. Use to call each other a very formal tone, after connect with the following words: here is the music radio, one X (to say don't say real name), Mr/miss Y Sir/miss some song, if you want to listen to, please to dial the number # (the average person can click). Thank you, song is engine "when", please listen to carefully. Then hit a prepared blow, knock only once, issued a "when", in front of the other party not to react, say: thanks for listening, happy April fool's day, goodbye!
This method is applicable to the dormitory, or telephone contact friends are available, and the last is the intimate person. In the process of the other on the phone never laugh, lest affect effect and atmosphere.
3, "artificial barbie"
With garlic, leeks, Onions, carrots, etc made a lovely vegetable flowers gave a lovely little boy. Best in flowers sprinkle a little stinky tofu juice. Will, of course, by a professional flower miss very formal send have effect. I have a big bouquet with skin do card, top write my heartfelt greeting with soy sauce.
4, "transition in the shadow"
Caught by fools object is not beside the computer for a few minutes or intentionally to hold it (can't don't know how to do it?) . Under Win98/2000 to minimize all open window and drag the screen above the task bar and hide, and then use the PrintScreen key to capture the desktop. Open the "drawing" program, press Ctrl + v to paste have just catch a picture, and save it as *, BMP format. Back to the desktop, will have just save images is set to the desktop, and then you will see what call mad...
5, "hardware solution"
Will be a fool display contrast adjustment to a minimum (with black screen for the principle), as a result, unless the other party XinXiRuFa, otherwise very difficult to find the real reason. If you are a fool a little knowledge of hardware and bold, ha ha, so you can have a great chance to look at its own computer "big eight" piece of fascinating scene!
6, "elevator industries"
(1) put a toilet inside the elevator, then sit on it, waiting for the elevator door opened, deliberately use the vision to see the very, very consternation to into the elevator.
(2) when the elevator more hard to play in front of the man's head, and then (partner at least more than two, was beaten people like it a bit smaller) at the same time, surprised to see next to another person.
(3) to point the truth, eat more beans in the morning, in a lot of people in the elevator. Then at a mm.
(4) to come up a lot of people, suddenly take off your pants! Say: look at my inside these pants? - the famous brand!
(5) to make painful expression, suddenly head hit the elevator on the walls, and began to shout: "you give me to shut up! All give me shut up!"
(6) after the elevator door, began to close their eyes silent prayer: "Lord, please bless the elevator door open properly this time, I don't want to closed within three hours, amen!"
(7) pretend to fight mosquitoes, keep the flies away, slapping sound better.
(8) face down the corner of the elevator stand, don't say anything, don't do any action, both stop to which layer the elevator.
(9) with chalk to draw a circle on the ground, then stand in, say to the people around: "this is my territory, you who also do not come in."
(10) deliberately next to someone behind him, with his nose breathing heavily.
(11) elevator start, pulled out a stethoscope the walls start very close examination of the elevator.
(12) when someone is according to the operation panel button, with the voice of the bomb to them.
(13) with a camera (must have a high-power flash), pictures of the elevator passengers.
(14) stare at a passenger, then suddenly grinned, proudly say: "ha ha, I was wearing a new pair of socks, you didn't."
(15) carry the desk into the elevator, when someone into the elevator, asked if she/he make an appointment.
(16) if the elevator only you and another man, standing behind suddenly patted his/her shoulder, then pretend you didn't move.
(17) stretched out his hand to press the button on the operation panel, pretended to be very by electric shock.
(18) blocking the elevator door with the hand, and then tell people wait for a moment, the elevator, said what are you waiting for a friend.
(19) on a pen on the ground, such as someone bent down to help you pick it up, suddenly shout loudly: "hey! That's my pen!"
(20) asking passengers, if you can honor to press the button for them, but press the wrong on purpose.
(21) staring at a passenger, then suddenly back to the corner, with trembling said: "you! You! You are a group of them, what do you want?"
(22) put an alarm clock in cardboard boxes, and then put the box in a corner of the elevator, and other passengers came in, asked whether he/she heard something in the "click, click".
7, "the office"
When a colleague to finish one thing, you ask him (her) is to cold or Fried?
Every ten minutes to the company everyone send an E-mail, tell them what are you doing now, for example, "I'm in the toilet, if you need me, please don't mention it."
Ask new colleague gender, three times a day.
The wastepaper basket on the desk, and labeled as "donation box".
Use nail book unit, with the mouth imitates the sound of the bullet and voice.
Invite passing every colleague to do the chairs in your invention.
8, "great transformation"
You can play this game with your best friend, name is: the big change of the living.
Call your friend to plunge into a stance, posture to correctly, a blank sheet of paper in its mouth, note that this is before the pump it posture, then you take him from the room to another room, everything is ready, you can be so very helplessly say a words: "big transformation! I'm not, but this is the living shit."
9, "modulation taste coke"
After half to buy a bottle of coke, drink, mixed with vinegar, soy sauce, salt, mustard, relish, careful modulation of a normal color smell coke. Meet acquaintances pretended to be to drink, and then generously handed "coke", no alert, thank big gulp down, then brows and mouth spit.
You can also be created in accordance with the law, such as in mineral water into the spirit erguotou wine, against the point into the beer soap and water and so on.
10, "trip to face"
This trick to main body has a certain performance capability, in order to make the object be fooled, otherwise it may matter, an estimate of the consequences...
Walk on the road on both sides of a tree or pole (campus often have such) of the road, suddenly back upward, burying his face in, pretend to be stretched over the trees on both sides of the invisible thread or wire tripped over the face, and then carefully lower the head, pretend to drill in the past from below. Then you can look at the back of the people do!
Note:
1, be sure to notice someone behind you, or you the most is futile.
2, play must be realistic, especially that the stumbling and carefully lower the head to drill at that time in the past.
Unexpected consequence: the man behind the may pose walked over, and then laugh at you silly!
【2】愚人節(jié)整人方法中文版
1、“牙膏夾心餅干”
把夾心餅拆封，小心地?fù)荛_兩片餅干，去掉原來的夾心，拿出牙膏(最好是黑人牙膏，味道不錯(cuò)!)擠出適量至餅中，分量隨個(gè)人“飲食”習(xí)慣，最后加以黏合，盡量做得逼真像樣。你一般根本不用特地使用，只需將之放至明顯處，最好準(zhǔn)備幾片原始的夾心餅，一邊吃一邊看電視，自然而然就有人光顧品嘗了。這叫姜太公釣魚，愿者上鉤。你也可以主動(dòng)出擊，到處請(qǐng)人品嘗，雖然其風(fēng)險(xiǎn)性較大，但肯定有不少人中圈套。
2、“點(diǎn)歌”
準(zhǔn)備好一個(gè)飯盆或搪瓷臉盆(其他經(jīng)打擊后可以發(fā)出洪亮、高分貝的物體均可)以及電話。盡量用一種很正式的語調(diào)給對(duì)方打電話，接通后按照下面的話來說：這里是音樂電臺(tái)，有一位X(可說可不說真實(shí)姓)先生/小姐要為Y先生/小姐點(diǎn)一首歌，如果您想聽的話，請(qǐng)撥#號(hào)鍵收聽(一般人都會(huì)按一下)。謝謝，歌曲是動(dòng)力火車的《當(dāng)》，請(qǐng)仔細(xì)收聽。然后敲一下事先準(zhǔn)備好的打擊物，只敲一下，發(fā)出“當(dāng)”的一聲，在對(duì)方未反應(yīng)過來前，說：謝謝收聽，愚人節(jié)快樂，再見!
此方法適用于宿舍之間，或可用電話聯(lián)系的好友，最后是較親密的人。另外在打電話過程中千萬不可以笑，以免影響效果和氣氛。
3、“人工芭比娃娃”
用大蒜、大蔥、洋蔥、胡蘿卜等可愛的蔬菜做成一個(gè)花束送給一個(gè)可愛的小boy。最好在花束上面撒一點(diǎn)臭豆腐汁。當(dāng)然要由專業(yè)的送花小姐很正式的送才有效果。我還要一張大大的豆腐皮做花束附帶的賀卡，上面用醬油寫上我衷心的問候。
4、“移形換影”
抓住被愚對(duì)象不在電腦旁邊的幾分鐘或者故意將其支開(不會(huì)不知道怎么做吧?)。在Win98/2000下將其所有打開的窗口最小化并將任務(wù)欄拖到屏幕上方并隱藏，然后使用PrintScreen鍵捕捉其桌面。打開“畫圖”程序，按下Ctrl+v粘貼剛才所抓圖片，并將其保存為*、bmp格式�；氐阶烂妫瑢偛潘４娴膱D片設(shè)置為桌面，然后你就會(huì)見到啥叫抓狂了……
5、“硬件大法”
將被愚者顯示器的對(duì)比度調(diào)整至最低(以屏幕漆黑為原則)，如此一來，除非對(duì)方心細(xì)如發(fā)，否則極難發(fā)現(xiàn)真正的`原因。如果被愚者稍懂硬件知識(shí)且又膽大妄為的話，呵呵，那么你就可以有很大的機(jī)會(huì)看著其將自己的電腦“大卸八塊”的精彩場(chǎng)景!
6、“電梯整蠱”
(1)在電梯里面放一個(gè)馬桶，然后坐在上面，等電梯門打開的時(shí)候，故意用非常非常驚愕的眼光看著準(zhǔn)備進(jìn)電梯的人。
(2)當(dāng)人電梯較多的時(shí)候，使勁打前面的人頭一下，然后(同伙要至少兩個(gè)以上，被打的人要塊頭小一點(diǎn)的)同時(shí)驚訝的看旁邊另一個(gè)人。
(3)來點(diǎn)實(shí)在的，早上多吃點(diǎn)豆子，在人多的電梯里。然后看著一個(gè)mm。
(4)上來很多人，突然脫下的你褲子!再說：看看我的里面這條長(zhǎng)褲怎么樣啊?--是名牌!
(5)突然做出痛苦的表情，把頭往電梯四壁上撞，然后開始大喊大叫：“你們給我閉嘴!統(tǒng)統(tǒng)給我閉嘴!”
(6)電梯門關(guān)上后，開始閉眼默默祈禱：“主啊，請(qǐng)保佑這一次電梯門能正常打開，我不想再在里面被關(guān)上三個(gè)小時(shí)，阿門!”
(7)假裝打蚊子，驅(qū)趕蒼蠅，發(fā)出拍擊的聲音更好。
(8)臉沖電梯的角落站立，不說任何話，不做任何動(dòng)作，無論停到哪一層都不下電梯。
(9)用粉筆在地上畫一個(gè)圓圈，然后站進(jìn)去，對(duì)周圍的人說：“這是我的領(lǐng)地，你們誰也不許進(jìn)來。”
(10)故意緊挨著某人身后，用鼻子沉重地呼吸。
(11)電梯啟動(dòng)之后，掏出一副聽診器開始仔細(xì)探查電梯四壁。
(12)每當(dāng)有人按操作面板的按鈕時(shí)，給他們配上炸彈爆炸的聲音。
(13)帶一架照相機(jī)(一定要有大功率閃光燈)，給電梯里的乘客拍照。
(14)凝視著某位乘客，然后突然露齒一笑，炫耀地說：“哈哈，我穿了一雙新襪子，你沒有。”
(15)把辦公桌抬進(jìn)電梯，當(dāng)有人進(jìn)電梯的時(shí)候，詢問她/他是否預(yù)約過。
(16)如果電梯里只有你和另一個(gè)人，站在背后突然輕拍他/她的肩，然后裝出你根本沒動(dòng)的模樣。
(17)伸手去按操作面板上的按鈕時(shí)，裝出受到電擊的模樣。
(18)用手擋著電梯門，然后告訴電梯里的人都稍等一會(huì)兒，說你在等一位朋友。
(19)故意掉一支筆在地上，等有人彎下腰正要幫你撿起來的時(shí)候，突然高聲喊叫：“喂!那是我的筆!”
(20)詢問乘客，你是否可以榮幸地為他們摁按鈕，但是故意摁錯(cuò)。
(21)盯著某位乘客，然后突然退到角落，面帶懼色地說：“你!你!你是他們一伙的，你到底想怎樣?”
(22)把一只鬧鐘放進(jìn)紙盒子，然后把盒子放在電梯的一個(gè)角落，等乘客進(jìn)來后，問他/她是否聽見什么東西在“提嗒，提嗒”。
7、“辦公室”
當(dāng)同事要你完成一件事情時(shí)，問他(她)是要涼拌的還是要油炸的?
每隔十分鐘給公司每一個(gè)人發(fā)一封電子郵件，告訴他們你現(xiàn)在正在做什么，比如說，“我正在衛(wèi)生間，如果你需要我，請(qǐng)不要客氣。”
詢問新同事的性別，一天三次。
把廢紙簍放在辦公桌上，并貼上“捐款箱”的標(biāo)簽。
使用釘書機(jī)時(shí)，用嘴模仿子彈的聲音，聲音要大。
邀請(qǐng)路過的每一位同事參加你發(fā)明的椅子舞。
8、“大變活人”
你可以與你最好的朋友玩這個(gè)游戲，名字叫：大變活人。
叫你的朋友先扎個(gè)馬步，姿勢(shì)要正確，嘴里叼張白紙，注意這是發(fā)功前的姿勢(shì)，接著你要把他從這個(gè)房間變到另一房間，一切準(zhǔn)備就緒，你可以很無奈的說上這么一句話：“大變活人嘛!我是不會(huì)了，不過活人大便就是這樣。”
9、“調(diào)制怪味可樂”
買一瓶可樂，喝掉一半后，摻入醋、醬油、鹽、芥茉等佐料，精心調(diào)制一份色澤正常的怪味可樂。遇到熟人就裝作正在喝，然后大方地把“可樂”遞上去，對(duì)方毫無戒備，一邊道謝一邊大口喝下去，緊接著皺眉頭、張口便吐。
你還可以依法炮制，如往礦泉水里倒入二鍋頭酒，往啤酒里兌點(diǎn)肥皂水等等。
10、“絆到臉”
此惡作劇需要主體具有一定的表演功力，方能讓客體被愚弄，否則可能會(huì)貽笑大方，造成不可估計(jì)的后果……
走在一個(gè)兩邊有樹或者電線桿的路上(校園里面經(jīng)常會(huì)有這樣的馬路)，忽然向后一仰頭，捂著臉，假裝被繃在兩邊樹上的看不見的細(xì)線或鐵絲絆到了臉上，然后小心翼翼的低下頭，假裝從下面鉆過去。接下來你就可以看著后面的人怎么干了!
注意事項(xiàng)：
1、一定要注意到你的后面有人，否則這大半天你就白忙活了。
2、演的一定要逼真，特別是被絆的那一下和小心翼翼低下頭鉆過去的那個(gè)時(shí)候。
難以預(yù)料的后果：可能后面的人會(huì)堂而皇之的走過去，然后笑你傻!
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